Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Groom No. 6 - SOLD

Guests, please pay attention !
The next one is Groom No. 6.

He is from North,
Tall and smart, caste General,
Father Gazetted Officer in East,
photo at your desk.

5 lacs starting price ...
No hands? That's bad.
He is from English medium,
still no hands?
He is an engineer,
all rite there you are - 8 hands,
he works in a prestigious software company,
20 hands
He earns 50,000 per month, going to be promoted in 3 months,
Oh that's awesome - 42 hands.

I now request the Groom's father to submit Value Added Bid of the Groom.

[Bid Submitted]

All right, the bid is 8 lac,
42 hands raised,

9 lac,
42 hands,

10 lac,
7 hands down, 35 remaining,

11 lac,
10 more hands down, 25 remaining,

12 lac,
5 more down, 20 remaining,

13 lac,
8 down, 12 remaining,

14 lac,
8 more down, 4 remaining,

15 lac,
2 down, 2 remaining,

16 lac
1 down, the remaining wins.

Congratulations sir,
you have just made the best deal for a precious groom,
may your daughter gets all the happiness on the earth.

Groom No. 6 SOLD, Next please......

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After the grand Marriage:
The girl finds that her precious groom works for a call center of a prestigious software company and earns about 14,000 INR per month and her father-in-law is a UDC in some private company in the east. The house is at rent and the boy is a divorcee.

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