Guests, please pay attention !
The next one is Groom No. 6.He is from North,
Tall and smart, caste General,
Father Gazetted Officer in East,
photo at your desk.
5 lacs starting price ...
No hands? That's bad.
He is from English medium,
still no hands?
He is an engineer,
all rite there you are - 8 hands,
he works in a prestigious software company,
20 hands
He earns 50,000 per month, going to be promoted in 3 months,
Oh that's awesome - 42 hands.
I now request the Groom's father to submit Value Added Bid of the Groom.
[Bid Submitted]
All right, the bid is 8 lac,
42 hands raised,
9 lac,
42 hands,
10 lac,
7 hands down, 35 remaining,
11 lac,
10 more hands down, 25 remaining,
12 lac,
5 more down, 20 remaining,
13 lac,
8 down, 12 remaining,
14 lac,
8 more down, 4 remaining,
15 lac,
2 down, 2 remaining,
16 lac
1 down, the remaining wins.
Congratulations sir,
you have just made the best deal for a precious groom,
may your daughter gets all the happiness on the earth.
Groom No. 6 SOLD, Next please......
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After the grand Marriage:
The girl finds that her precious groom works for a call center of a prestigious software company and earns about 14,000 INR per month and her father-in-law is a UDC in some private company in the east. The house is at rent and the boy is a divorcee.
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