The life of Mr.Kankali

[Mr. Atmaram Kankali is a funny skeleton man who somehow managed to live among humans. He has a human neighbour named Mr. Red Hairs which he tries to hang out and most of the times, the things don't work out. The following is a glimpse of how they talk to each other but you could listen only the notorious one speaking here.]

Hey, good to see you!

how are you doing?

how is your British accent?

have you stopped reading newspapers?

I know you are tensed,

about your spouse ditching you,

it happens to the best of us,

but that’s not all,

I have my pocket full of condolences

for my dog I lost last week,

I promised I wouldn’t beat this new one,

but you know,

that the only way to unfrustrate me,

…. Oh shut up!
I won't do that,

I am not a pervert,

I don’t believe in that.

….. yeah I know but …

no you listen to me,

it is never good to see you

you always nag,

and create problems,

you are monotonous,

unlike me,

so predictable,

even when your maid slapped you,

you asked for a sorry. Loser.

…….. oh crap!

why am I listening to you.

just leave this place.

……. Ohh yeah yeah! Its your home.

burn in hell.

I am telling you,

its never good to see you,

without me, you’re back in dark ages,

I am your life line.

Don’t shut the door you …

…….. damn humans! Huh.